What The...? - Ode To A Working Man Lyrics

All's quiet in suburbia, as the sun begins to rise
It's just the start of one more working day
So he pours himself the first of many doses of caffeine
It's time to get out there and earn his pay
"It's a great big scary world, with all these people in my way
There's too many of them here, and they all want to have their say
I don't have time to think, so I turn on my radio
That man says he speaks the truth, that's all I need to know!"
Spider O'Reilly sees everything in black-and-white
Will he ever see the light?
He doesn't have the time for any surfing on his own,
Not to mention for the wife and kids
So they spend what's left of their free time watching videos
DVDs cost too much as it is
"I'm always occupied with things that really count
No time for people's feelings, there's too much to think about
So many things make me mad, there's new ones every day
How come I never thought of that, what did I hear him say?"
Spider O'Reilly, he's always so uptight
Will he ever see the light?
Deep down inside, he doesn't want to look too far
He'd have to think about the way things really are
All's quiet in suburbia, as he turns out his light
He's reached the end of one more working day
He's got to get some sleep, so he can do it all again
Is there a chance he might wake up someday?
Spider O'Reilly, always itching for a fight
Will he ever see the light?
Spider O'Reilly thinks that left is never right
Spider, oh really?, you're never gonna win the fight