Unknown - We Three Kings Of Orient Are Lyrics

WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE

We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...

We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...

I, one king of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...

God rest ye merry gentlemen...

note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley.