therichmusic - PLEASE DONT CALL ME Lyrics

Hey, please don't call me
I don't like speaking to you motherf*ckers
Whether it's you duckers or you truckers

Y'all make me f*ckin' paranoid
Like I eat five pounds of steroids
Y'all got me so f*ckin' sick that it's undeniable
That you must have a stick up your ass

Ain't gay, won't ever be
So I ain't begging for no dick, you gotta see
Listen to what I gotta say
If you really care about my opinion

Hey, please don't call me
I'm the king of my shit
Nobody else is
So why be placing me on your shelf is

I ain't got no dick cause I'm an elf
Or at least to you bitches and hoes
I'll let you all know when I'm digging your holes
Cause I'm invading them like my dick in a vag

Y'all pussycats with a bag
Ain't old so ain't no hag
Got me, got you too, got me, f*ck you
Especially if you're under 13 and on YouTube

Hey, please don't call me
What you gotta say
When I finally make you believe in me
Still gonna say that I suck, that's retarded

That when you came around the weather became humid
And Cupid really didn't know what to do with you
So you took a 55 times two
I'll take your girl, turn her into a cum dump

Got it, I'm just handing this shit a bit differently
Like an old white man hitting on bitches
I'm sitting in the operating room giving you stitches
Hey, please don't call me

I don't give a f*ck about cheating bitches
Yeah, you too
But next time you might not be able to talk to me
That's for sure

I don't give a f*ck whether or not you a bitch or a whore
I'll bury you next to my grave
F*ck, what was I on about again
Please don't call me

I don't like talking to people
I'm so anxious, can't even go outside
Without fearing for my life
Let me just conclude this hearing

Y'all don't know how it feels to be locked away from society
Because you got anxiety
Please don't call me, I don't wanna talk
Hit you up on the cutting block

Cause bitch, there's a button for that
Listen, I don't find it funny to say I'm gonna murder a female
It's just that sometimes they annoy me
I don't really wanna talk

Cause every time I hear that I should drop
It makes me wanna walk off the planet
But I guess it would really be unfair
To compare me and you fruit loops underwear

Hey, please don't call me
I ain't the shit you and your homies jerk off to
Learn how to stop sitting at your ma's house
And jerking to fictional women at work

For every job you've ever had
Have you tried to hit on the 15-year-old store clerk
F*cking creep, you can keep that nasty shit buried deep
Difference between me and you is steep

Different person, but I'm still going cheap
You don't know how it feels to take a risk
Spin the disc, f*ck it, I'll take the lead