Standing alone there's a chaperon
I hope he turns his back
Whenever he does, I'm gonna get a one in
Here comes my attack
It's not like it happens all the time, anyway
Look at me, I'm a Wizard
Look at me, I'm a Wizard
If you stand still, it probably won't hurt
She probably don't even know my name
Look at me, I'm a shame
Look over there, there's another youth group
You can tell by their matching shirts
Whatever she said, I couldn't make it out
But whatever it was it hurt
It's like I'll see here anymore after this
Look at me, I'm a Wizard
Look at me, I'm a Wizard
If you stand still, it probably won't hurt
She probably don't even know my name
Look at me, I'm a shame
You probably don't even know what love is anyway
You probably don't even know what love is anyway
You don't know, you don't know
I'm a wizard, baby
