They said he vanished on a Tuesday night
Neighbors heard a scream then the silence took flight
I was sipping Chardonnay watching reruns on repeat
When the officers came knocking heavy boots on the concrete
"Ma'am we've got questions where were you at ten?"
I smirked and said "I've told you once I'll tell you again
I don't care where he is I'm not keeping track
My love for him went missing and it's not coming back "
My ex is missing but I'm doing just fine
They're looking for answers but they won't find mine
I play it cool I don't sweat don't flinch
Every alibi I've got is perfectly stitched
So go ahead take your notes write your list
But all you'll find is a woman thats pissed
Flashbulbs in the precinct the questions heat up
I laugh in their faces they've got the wrong luck
"He had his demons maybe karma cashed in
But it wasn't me-check the cameras check him "
"Was I mad? Sure I'll admit that's true
But murder's not my style-I wear Prada not prison shoes "
They push they prod I fake a single tear
"I hope you find him soon now can I make it clear?"
My ex is missing but I'm sleeping just fine
They comb through the darkness but my story aligns
I stay composed like a rose with no thorns
Let them play detective while I hide my scorn
So call me cold call me sly call it bliss
But all you'll find is a lover you've missed
As I step into the night free and untamed
I hear the whispers grow they're screaming my name
The camera pans to my car a subtle little twist
A thump from the trunk-guess who you've missed?
My ex is missing and I'm driving away
With his muffled cries begging "Please let me stay "
I hum to the radio his fate is my song
He's not really gone... but he won't last long