The Lonely Island - No Homo Lyrics

The Lonely Island Lyrics

No Homo Lyrics
Hey, man
Dude, you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh, no not like that, man, I mean, no homo.
Oh, no homo? Cool.

When you wanna compliment a friend (No homo)
But you don't want that friendship to end (No homo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (No homo)
Say no homo, so he knows the deal (No homo)

Ayo, man you've got a fresh style (No homo)
And you know you've got the best smile (No homo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (No homo)
But your looks would make a handsome baby (No homo)

I like the way you sort of fill out that shirt (No homo)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work (No homo)
Ayo, I kinda like your natural scent (No homo)
Ayo, I kinda like the musical Rent (No homo)

Man, I can't decide who wore it best (No homo)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (No homo)
I admit it I'm a fashionista (No homo)
And I know every line to Mystic Pizza (No homo)

D-d-damn this rose is something special (No homo)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (No homo)
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (No homo)
We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (No homo)

Man, I'm really feeling buzzed right now (No homo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (No homo)
Dude, we should watch this gay porno tape (No homo)
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight! (No homo)

Man, you could wash laundry on those abs (No homo)
Yo, I think girls look good in drag (No homo)
Ay, I've been thinking about posing nude (No homo)
Yo, I've been thinking about f*cking a dude! (No homo)

Or we could three-way 69 (No homo)
Or human centipede in a line (No homo)
Or some docking could be hella fun (No homo)
Oh yeah, man, or I could do this one

Ayo, no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And buttf*ck a dude while he 69's Morrissey
No homo, but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the I'll-full release

Ayo, no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
Those two words have set me free (No homo)
Damn, it feels good to be (No homo)

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