Lee Majors - The Unknown Stuntman Lyrics

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay. Hey Hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president
But I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I got'em as far as the eye can see. Oueee!
A morning dive with Jackie Smith,
I crash in the night with Cheryl.
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building,
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt.
I might leap a mighty canyon,
So he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl
I'm just kissin' dirt.
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman
That made a lover out of Burt.

[Thanks to jodybanks.1980.jb for correcting these lyrics]