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There's a story about a feud as old as Christmas
It's about me and my neighbor Frank
You see, every year around this time I devise a plan of complete decorative dominance
And old Frank tries his best to outdo me
Now this year what old Frank don't know is I have this thing beat
So he might as well just keep them decorations in the attic and just go on a cruise instead
That's because this year every window is hung with the brightest bulbs of lights
My house will be the best, old man, it's in my sneaky sights
I got Santa Claus all nine reindeer
Christmas wreaths hung on every door
Carol of the bells on the strike of the hour
Like Tim the Tool Man
Got the generators for oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
More power
I have 15 shiny soldiers on my lawn
Mommy and daddy deer with their fawn
Snow machines that'll pile it up to your hips
My driveway might be mistaken as a landing strip
Now old Frank has come close a few times to taking the gold
Heck, one year he even bought a motorized Christmas train and ran it around his whole house
Another time he thought he had it in the bag with a whole family of inflatable snowmen
Little did he know I had a whole full-size nativity scene with live characters in my devious plans
Poor old Frank sure tries
But there is no way he can compete with this plan of sure joyous devastation
That's because this year every windows hung with the brightest bulbs of lights
My house will be the best, old man, it's in my sneaky sights
I got Santa Claus all nine reindeer
Christmas wreaths hung on every door
Carol of the bells on the strike of the hour
Like Tim the tool man
Got the generators for oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, more power
I have 15 shiny soldiers on my lawn
Mommy and daddy deer with their fawn
Snow machines that'll pile up to your hips
My driveway might be mistaken as a landing strip
Landing strip
Landing strip
This year every windows hung with the brightest bulbs of lights
My house will be the best, old man, it's in my sneaky sights
I got Santa Claus all nine reindeer
Christmas wreaths hung on every door
Carol of the bells on the strike of the hour
Like Tim the tool man
Got the generators for oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, more power
I have 15 shiny soldiers on my lawn
Mommy and daddy deer with their fawn
Snow machines that'll pile up to your hips
My driveway might be mistaken as a landing strip
Hey, honey
Come over here to the window
Look at that semi truck that just pulled up outside
Is that Frank
It is Frank
You see that
It's that live reindeer and a life-sized light-up sleigh
Well, that's son of a gun
Honey, I've got to run back to the store
I'll be back in a few hours
Can I borrow your credit card
