[ Featuring Aaron Jackson ]
(Spoken Intro)
[TREVOR]
Dammit, we look alike!
[CRAIG]
We do not! You have long hair like a girl!
[TREVOR]
You have short hair like a lesbian girl! This haircut is classic Trevor! F*ck you!
[CRAIG]
No, f*ck you! You don't get me!
[TREVOR]
You don't get me, either! No one does!
(Song)
[CRAIG]
I'm in this struggle all alone
I don't know what to do
[TREVOR]
I wish that there was someone who knew
What I am going through
[CRAIG]
This feeling that I'm feeling
It feels so very bad
[TREVOR]
It's almost like my life's a lie
And actually I'm sad
[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be
A man with my specific life saying these specific words
The only one who und?rstands is me
(Spoken)
[TREVOR]
Say, is this your family?
[CRAIG]
What? No! But I definit?ly have a real family. and they're rich and smart and kind and real
[TREVOR]
Oh, me too! I got a birth mommy and a birth daddy the same as everybody else
(Song)
Growing up with just a mom, it left a gaping hole
[CRAIG]
My single dad, he did his best, but life, she took her toll
[TREVOR]
With Pops, I could have fished for fish. A fastball we'd perfect
[CRAIG]
With Mom, I could have learned to bake or show women respect
[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be
A man with my specific life saying these specific words
The only one who understands is me
[CRAIG]
If you think I've had it easy, then you're wrong
[TREVOR]
The road's been f*ckin' hard and f*ckin' long
[BOTH]
Everything I ever got, I got all on my own
I rose up from the ashes of my single-parent home
'Cause I've always been a fighter since the day that I was born
On January 3rd, 1986 at 5:06/5:07 A.M
(Spoken)
[CRAIG]
Wait, what the f*ck, dude?
[TREVOR]
Yeah, there are a lot of similarities happening here
[CRAIG]
What is that?
[TREVOR]
This? Oh, the only thing I have from the dad I never knew is
[BOTH]
Half of a locket!
[CRAIG]
This is the only thing I have from my mom. I've never understood mine, it just says "OUR BO". I think it must be an ancient indigenous saying
[TREVOR]
Mine only says "TOYS."
[CRAIG]
Huh, but what if?
[BOTH]
OUR TWO BOYS!
[TREVOR]
Oh my God! Does this mean
[CRAIG]
I'm sorry, you thought that said "TOYS"?
[TREVOR]
Yeah, T-W-O-Y-S, toys!
[CRAIG]
No, there's not a "W" in "toys."
[TREVOR]
Dammit all the f*ck, Craig. Who cares about letters right now? You only have a dad, I only have a mom. We're born on the same day almost down to the minute. We must be brothers! Not just brothers, twins!
[CRAIG]
Wow, we're twins!
[BOTH]
We're f*cking identical twins!
(Song)
[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be
[TREVOR]
A man who thought he was alone
[CRAIG]
But then found out he had a twin
[TREVOR]
Who works at the same f*cking job
[BOTH]
What a big coincidence
The only one who understands is we
Is we
