Fired?
Twenty-six years of service, and it's over?
Just like that?
I'm free
No more bribing paparazzi
No more picking up her pills
No more missing my own birthday to clean up liquor spills
I smuggled every drug for you
I paid off pool boys not to sue
And now I get to do what's right for me
I'll get a book deal and retire
When my NDA expires
Call my lawyers and tell them
I'm free
And all your passwords are "bitch", bitch