Eric Herman - A Monster in My House Lyrics

Theres a monster in my house. I hear it every night.

It sounds like it has big, sharp claws and nasty fangs that bite.

Theres a monster in my house. It makes it hard to sleep.

I hear it growling on and on in a voice so scary and deep



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!



Theres a monster in my house,

and its coming after me.

Theres a monster in my house.



Theres a monster in my house. I shake and scream with fear.

My Mom and Dad come running in, but suddenly theres nothing to hear.

So they go back to their room, and leave me all alone.

But soon enough that sound is back that chills me to the bone



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!



Theres a monster in my house,

and its coming after me.

Theres a monster in my house.



Now the time has come to face that monster, once and for all.

Armed with a high-powered squirt gun, I creep out into the hall.

I listen hard to follow the noise, but soon I m filled with gloom,

for the monsters sound is coming from within my parents room!

I slink inside the door and see a big lump on the bed.

I shoot a stream of water and it soaks the monsters head!

The lights come on as the monster wakes, and boy is it ever mad.

I guess I should have realized that the monsters just my Dad.

Oops!



Theres a monster in my house.

Now hes going back to sleep.

Theres a monster in my house.



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz