So, you wanna carry the torch?
Bitch, you're the Queen of the porch
Sittin' on your ass like everyday is the 4th
But we're not in the north
We're some west coast citizens
With some down to Earth medicines
Sittin' on the panel like a
Committee of Angry Men
If you were a dictionary definition
It'd say "tasty pig who's submissive"
But I'm in the business of murdering cats
So if you were a cat, you'd die on the mat
You can growl, you can hiss
Hold on, I need to piss
Leme grab a penny, make a wish
Throw you in a bag in the river...call that River Fish
And if you ever surface
It'd be without any purpose
But I'll bury you again
Call it "Customer Service"
It's not your weight I have an issue wish
It's the size of your head and that your ego makes you shit
And maybe this will shock you, but you're not very nice
I've counted your strikes - it's been one, two and thrice
You think you're a teacher while my seminar's in session
You should say "thanks for the seat" and count it as a blessin'
It's not with my head that you'll be a-messin'
'Cuz on your knees you're swallowin' my confession
You can growl, you can hiss
Hold on, I need to piss
Leme grab a penny, make a wish
Throw you in a bag in the river...call that River Fish
And if you ever surface
It'd be without any purpose
But I'll bury you again
Call it "Customer Service"
And I'm not gunna cater 'cuz my mind is a crater
You thought I was nothin' but I'm the creator
So call me Darth Vador, I need another hater
And I can call you Luke 'cuz you're a gay bator
Your Achilles heel is your whole f*ckin' ankle
And the weight of your world is a 100-pound cankle
The only fear I have is the fear of the cost
What it would cost to make you go looooost
You can growl, you can hiss
Hold on, I need to piss
Leme grab a penny, make a wish
Throw you in a bag in the river...call that River Fish
And if you ever surface
It'd be without any purpose
But I'll bury you again
Call it "Customer Service"
Take this metal shovel 'cuz you're diggin' your own grave
Unless you wanna be buried as pieces in a maze
But I'll be sure to write a good review on Yelp
Now that you're dead I guess it's you "Beyond Help"
Take this metal shovel 'cuz you're diggin' your own grave
Unless you wanna be buried as pieces in a maze
But I'll be sure to write a good review on Yelp
Now that you're dead I guess it's you "Beyond Help"