Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Is Wrestling Fixed ? Lyrics

The ambulance sirens rang
as they wheeled her to the stand
Featherbed, tarred and handcuffed
to a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
was multiple scirosis
an open and shut hopeless
f*cking case

The wheels of justice turned
till the tyres were bald and burned
And when they'd all adjourned
I asked myself
Am I un H A P P Y
Does a new born baby cry ?
Did Elvis really die ?
And I said to myself
Is wrestling fixed ?

Am I un H A P P Y ?
Does a new born baby cry ?
Did Elvis really die ?
Did little red riding wear a hood ?
Did the three bears shit in the woods ?
Was humpty dumpty fat ?
Does the pope wear a funny hat ?
Is wrestling fixed