Bold Bald Bitcoin Bro Video (MV)

In 2009 I saw a geeky tweet
"Some guy mined coins with his busted-ass PC"
I said "What the shit is this nerdy thing?"
I laughed bought pizza and kept on binging

Then came twenty-thirteen with a Reddit buzz
"Bitcoin's the future!" - yeah sure it was
I FOMO'd in hard at the top of the peak
My wallet cried louder than my ex last week

I'm a bold bald Bitcoin bro
Watched my net worth drop real low
Sold it all at two-oh-oh
Right before it chose to grow!
I'm the king of bad calls
Jumped on hype trains till they stalled
Crypto dreams that never hold -
Just like my hair just like my gold

It hit two thousand I screamed out loud
"Okay okay I'm back in now!"
I said "This time I'll HODL till I'm old"
Then altcoins mooned and I got sold

I moved to Ripple then jumped to Tron
Bought some Doge while dancing in a thong
Chainlink Cardano - I chased 'em all
Bought them at peaks and watched them fall

My portfolio's a horror flick
The charts go red I feel real sick
Still I keep buying every dip
Like a loyal simp in a toxic relationship

I'm a bold bald Bitcoin bro
Watched my net worth drop real low
With my hopes and dreams below
The market says "no" but I say "YOLO!"
Paper hands and diamond dreams
Leverage wrecked me in my jeans
One more pump and I'll be whole -
Or at least that's what I told my soul

Now it's 2025 and guess what mate -
I bought back in... right before the latest crash date
But I've learned one thing through all the pain:
If I lose enough times I'll surely win again...
...right?