Wwiii - Emo Days (daddy Why Did You Wear Girl Pants?) Lyrics

YOU bought dungarees in a store for ladies cuz you're EMO
You don't exercise wear low rise see the thighs of an EMO
You squirm in your seat from testicular heat to be emo
You paint your fingernails black paint on tight tapered slacks too snugly

Thru the years they'll haunt your dreams
Those chick-like slacks with bursting seams
It seems like there's no place to hide when your children accuse you
You're guilty of Panticide!

Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Future generations will exclaim
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
History will force you to explain

Your emo days

You dress your legs gay and you still like Thursday they were EMO
You cut off circulation in your hips nuts buns silly EMO
You pick up your amp show 3 inches of crack, clammy EMO

You strangle your package your sackage in pain
but your days are numbered

You can't hide from what you've done
The evidence is clear but you will run
But you shall never hide
From the shame of your offspring decrying your legwear lies

Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Future generations will exclaim
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
Daddy why did you wear girl pants?
History will force you to explain

Your emo days


Why? Daddy why? Tell me why
Did they not make boy pants in your size or did you jeopardize your virility risking sterility busting your nutsack for style?
Tell me why

Oh daddy no no no
We see your camel toe