Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker Lyrics

Stoker is a boy in blue

and he must be the worst

He's a copper!

Stoker someday he'll get you

but you won't be the first

he's a copper

he's a police constable

that makes us feel uncomfortable

he's a copper

no more football in the street

or neckin with your girlfriend

Stoker's on the beat again...



[Chorus:]

He's a Bobby he's a joker

he's a Bobby we want dead

he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why

can't we have a decent copper

proper copper instead?



Stoker loves to see a fight

he really goes to town

he's a copper

Stoker's smiling with delight

he's took somebody down

he's a copper

he'll prove you guilty in the court

you'll wish that you had never fought

a copper

don't cry or shout or scream or yell

there's nothing you can do

when Stoker's in the cell with you

[Chorus]



The United Team supporters

have invaded the pitch

that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so

he finds his talky switch

I need some help down here boys

there's punks and skinheads too

and we all hate P.C. Stoker &

we hate the boys in blue.



Stoker's ratherfed up coz

there's no one else to nick

he's a copper

someone soon will kick his head in

just you wait n'see

it needs somebody tough

coz we've all had enough

yes it needs somebody tough

but I think it won't be me

[Chorus]