Open Your Book Lyrics

PAM:
Open your book
Open your mind
And go to a place
Where you can unwind
Open your heart
And from your chair
You'll see there's a big world out there

The kids are at school
Your husband's at work
All of this time is your own
So enter into
The sensual world
Where Ana and Christian will bone

And they'll get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what they wanna do!
And they get nasty!
And sexy!
And you're gonna feel it too!

BEV:
You're at a café
And you feel the urge
The urge to do something bad
Don't worry 'bout looks
Don't worry 'bout stares
'Cause this book is on your iPad

And you'll get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what you wanna do!
Oh yeah, get nasty!
And sexy!
And your man's gonna feel it too!

CAROL:
As I sit holding my newborn
No one knows that I'm reading porn

BEV:
You cannot say the book is shittish
Because the author is British

BOOK CLUB:
And the British are smarter than us!
Get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what you wanna do!
Oh yeah, get nasty!
And sexy!

PAM:
You and your boyfriend too!

BEV:
You and your neighbor too!

CAROL:
Me and my dentist too!

BOOK CLUB:
Do what you wanna do!

[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]