Screeching Weasel - Planet Of The Apes Lyrics

Planet of the apes you're a primate
Planet of the apes you're what I hate
This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon
Planet of the apes you are so wrong
Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong
You're a simian
you're the missing link
this club's a zoo thanks to you
and your gorilla buddies too
Planet of the Apes
Monkey see Monkey do
a shot upside the head for you