Kenny Price - Round Mound Of Sound Lyrics

I want to introduce myself to the ladies and please don't be discouraged with my size

I'm as big as the last two boys you went with

About twice the love light shinin' in my eyes

I can double date leave home the other fellow

I don't like that compentition hangin' round

So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin' singin' lovin' fool

Welcome to the round mound of sound



Oh welcome to the round mound of sound

I'm overweight but I'm up to date with the biggest heart in town

I can double date leave home...

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My birthday is May twenty six and seven

When I was born I weighed twenty seven pounds

When the doctor brought me in to see my mama

Well he said welcome to the round mound of sound

Oh welcome to the round mound...

Oh welcome to the round mound of sound