Jason Harwell Lyrics
Bad Student Lyrics
Jason Harwell- Bad student
Ha ha bad student remix
Imposter J Harwell
Speedo fireproof
You smell something
No need to be alarmed
Thats just my own special blend of James Taylor Folk
P.O.D hardcore
Eat your heart out Fay burst
I parked my moped
In the principles parking space
And I take that little yellow ticket that I always get and I chew it up and spit it on the floor so Earl the janitor has to dooo something
I go to homeroom
But not my homeroom, no sir
I like to go to homeroom down the street at Hillsmont Middle School cuz Im bigger than all the big kids
And in gym class I pull their shorts up over their heads and give em wedgies!
And its all because
Cuz Im a bad student!
Im a bad student!
I use a # 3 pencil on my standardized test
Yeah!
I go to lunch
Most days
Half an hour early, thats right
And I always make sure to complement the lunch lady on her nice hairnet and MOLE so I get extra gravy for my mashed po-tay-tooooeeeessss
Yeah my girlfriends jealous
But I dont care!
Its not like she wears things to impress me to begin with, so it doesnt matter!!!! At all!!!! URRRRR!!!
Sometimes
I go to Spanish class
And they have my picture on the wall
And written underneath it says
El estudiante muy bad..
Those of you who dont SPEAK Spanish
It means
BAD
STUDENT
And the reason that its there is because
Cuz Im a bad student!!!!!!!
Im a bad student!!!!!
I get two chocolate milks instead of one but I only drink one of them
URRR!
I go to the library
And attempt to check out the dictionary
And the librarian that TIME forgot says you cant check out the dictionary and I say, I can dooo whatEVER I WA N T!
Yeah! Thats right!!
I give swirlies
To all the little girl-ieeeees
And I flush twice not once cuz Im THAT BAD
And when they start cryn, which they always do
I just smile and show em my badge that says:
Im a bad student!!!
Im a bad student!!!!!!
Ill make fun of your mother
in front of your mother!!!!!
Im not scared
YEAH!
YEAH!
UH- HUH!
WOOH!
This is a disclaimer for all the good students out there in the world
Its important to make good grades
So you graduate
So you get a job
So you can
further educate yourself
So you dont sing SONGS like THIS!
YEAH!