Butt Trumpet - Classic Asshole Lyrics

Plastic people with plastic lives
They think they're so civilized
I think that they're full of shit
They can suck my f*cking dick

Who cut your hair?
Where'd you get those shoes?
I think I'm gonna puke

So-called artists hang at Copymat
Duplicating each other's crap
Virgins sing about sex
We stole this song from X

Wanna be a star
With my new guitar
I'm gonna throw up

Don't know why I feel this way
I think I just need to get laid
This band sure as f*ck ain't getting paid
Until we get signed-then we'll have it made?

Yeah, I got my pen
Sign me up for ten
I won't miss all my friends
If I could just fit 'em in the van

You're a classic asshole
You're a classic asshole
You're a classic asshole
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