Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics


Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

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From the Album Mandatory Fun (2014) (buy at amazon.com)
2015 Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album


From the Album Alpocalypse (2011) (buy at amazon.com)
Alpocalypse
CNR
Craigslist
Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus)
Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
Polka Face (Polka medley, arr. Yankovic)
Ringtone
Skipper Dan
TMZ
Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' on You" by B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars)
Whatever You Like (Parody of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like")


From the Album The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic (2010) (buy at amazon.com)

Albuquerque
Amish Paradise (parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Another One Rides The Bus
Bedrock Anthem
Bob
Canadian Idiot
Dare To Be Stupid
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Download This Song
Eat It
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Ebay
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Fat (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
Frank's 2000' Tv
Genius In France
Good Old Days
Gump
Hardware Store
I Lost On Jeopardy
I'll Sue Ya
Its All About The Pentiums
Jurassic Park
Lasagna
Like A Surgeon
Living With A Hernia
Melanie
Midnight Star
One More Minute
Pancreas
Polkas On 45
Ricky
Since You've Been Gone
Smells Like Nirvana
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Saga Begins
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (parody of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly)
Trigger Happy
Uhf
Wanna B Ur Lovr
White & Nerdy (parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire)
Yoda
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Your Horoscope For Today


From the Album Internet Leaks (2009) (buy at amazon.com)
Internet Leaks
Whatever You Like (Parody of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like")
Craigslist
Skipper Dan
CNR
Ringtone


From the Album Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

White & Nerdy (parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire)
Pancreas
Canadian Idiot
I'll Sue Ya
Polkarama!
Virus Alert
Confessions Part III (parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher)
Weasel Stomping Day
Close But No Cigar
Do I Creep You Out
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (parody of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly)
Don't Download This Song


From the Album Poodle Hat (2003) (buy at amazon.com)
2004 Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album
A Complicated Song
Angry White Boy Polka
Bob
Couch Potato (parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
E-Bay
Genius In France
Hardware Store
Ode To A Super Hero
Party At The Leper Colony
Trash Day (parody of "Hot in Herre" by Nelly.)
Wanna B Ur Lovr
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?


From the Album Running With Scissors (1999) (buy at amazon.com)

Albuquerque
Germs
Grapefruit Diet
It's All About The Pentiums
Jerry Springer
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Polka Power!
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show Theme
Truck Drivin' Song
Your Horoscope For Today


From the Album Bad Hair Day (1996) (buy at amazon.com)
Bad Hair Day
Amish Paradise (parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Callin' In Sick
Cavity Search
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Gump
I Remember Larry
I'm So Sick Of You
Phony Calls (parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)
Since You've Been Gone - Live
Syndicated Inc.
The Alternative Polka
The Night Santa Went Crazy


From the Album The TV Album (1995) (buy at amazon.com)

Bedrock Anthem
Cable TV
Frank's 2000" TV
Here's Johnny
I Can't Watch This (parody of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This")
I Lost On Jeopardy
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
Ricky
Talk Soup
The Brady Bunch
UHF


From the Album Vol. 2-Greatest Hits (1994) (buy at amazon.com)

Achy Breaky Song
Bedrock Anthem
Christmas At Ground Zero
Headline News
Jurassic Park
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
Polka Your Eyes Out
Smells Like Nirvana
This Is The LIfe
UHF
Yoda
You Don't Love Me Anymore


From the Album Food Album (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Addicted To Spuds
Eat It
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Fat (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
I Love Rocky Road
Lasagna
My Bologna
Spam
Taco Grande (parody of Gerardo's "Rico Suave")
The Rye And The Kaiser
The White Stuff
Theme From Rocky XIII


From the Album Alapalooza (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Achy Breaky Song
Bedrock Anthem
Bohemian Polka
Frank's 2000" TV
Harvey The Wonder Hamster
Jurassic Park
Livin' In The Fridge
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
Talk Soup
Traffic Jam (parody of Prince's "Let's Go Crazy")
Waffle King
Young, Dumb & Ugly


From the Album Off The Deep End (1992) (buy at amazon.com)

Airline Amy
I Can't Watch This (parody of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This")
I Was Only Kidding
Polka Your Eyes Out
Smells Like Nirvana
Taco Grande (parody of Gerardo's "Rico Suave")
The Plumbing Song
The White Stuff
Trigger Happy
When I Was Your Age
You Don't Love Me Anymore


From the Album Vol. 1-Greatest Hits (1991) (buy at amazon.com)

Addicted To Spuds
Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Fat (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
I Lost On Jeopardy
Lasagna
Like A Surgeon
Living With A Hernia
One More Minute
Ricky


From the Album UHF (1989) (buy at amazon.com)

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Fun Zone
Gandhi II
Generic Blues
Isle Thing
Let Me Be Your Hog
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
She Drives Like Crazy
Spam
Spatula City
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Hot Rocks Polka
UHF


From the Album Even Worse (1988) (buy at amazon.com)

(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Alimony
Fat (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
Good Old Days
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Lasagna
Melanie
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Twister (in the style of "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by Beastie Boys)
Velvet Elvis
You Make Me


From the Album Polka Party (1986) (buy at amazon.com)
Polka Party
Addicted To Spuds
Christmas At Ground Zero
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Good Enough For Now
Here's Johnny
Living With A Hernia
One Of Those Days
Polka Party!
Toothless People


From the Album Dare To Be Stupid (1985) (buy at amazon.com)

Cable Tv
Dare To Be Stupid
George Of The Jungle
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
I Want A New Duck
Like A Surgeon
One More Minute
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
This Is The LIfe
Yoda


From the Album In 3-D (1984) (buy at amazon.com)
1985 Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album
Buy Me A Condo
Eat It
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
I Lost On Jeopardy
King Of Suede
Midnight Star
Mr. Popeil
Nature Trail To Hell
Polkas On 45
That Boy could Dance
The Brady Bunch
Theme From Rocky XIII


From the Album Weird Al Yankovic (1983) (buy at amazon.com)

Another One Rides The Bus
Buckingham Blues
Gotta Boogie
Happy Birthday
I Love Rocky Road
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
My Bologna
Ricky
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
Such A Groovy Guy
The Check's In The Mail


Other Songs:
1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
Baby Got Jack
Baby Likes Burping
Because I Got High
Belvedere Cruising
Born To Be Mild
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Chicken Pot Pie
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
Crampton Comes Alive
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
Fast Food
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
Free Delivery
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Headline News
Hit Me With A Rock
Holiday Greetings 1987
Holiday Greetings 1988
I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Matter Of Crust
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Pacman
Polka Patterns
Polkamon
RealRadio 104.1
School Cafeteria - Version 1
School Cafeteria - Version 2
Snack All Night
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
Take The "L" Out Of Liver
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
The Real Slim Santa
Ugly Girl
We Got The Beef
Weenie In A Bottle
Won't Eat Prunes Again
Yoda Chant
You Don't Take Your Showers


Weird Al Yankovic Info:

Weird Al Yankovic is an American singer-songwriter, musician-parodist artist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, and author. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. -Wikipedia

Birth name:
Alfred Matthew Yankovic

Nick Name:
The Weird One

Born:
October 23, 1959 (age )

Born In:
Downey, California, U.S.

From:
Lynwood, California, U.S.

Height::
6' (1.83 m)

Spouse:
Suzanne Krajewski (m. 2001)

Children:
daughter Nina (born in 2003)

Genres:
Parody, comedy, pop, polka

Occupations:
Singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, music video director, film producer, author

Instruments:
Vocals, accordion, keyboards, theremin

Years active:
1976–present

Associated acts:
Dr. Demento

Trademark:
song parodies of famous songs

Top selling singles:
Eat It
Amish Paradise
White & Nerdy
Another One Rides The Bus
Couch Potato
Fat
Lasagna

Did You Know:
• He was valedictorian of his senior high school class.

• He has a a degree in architecture from California Polytechnic State University

• He became a vegan in 1992

• He got his start on Dr. Demento's radio show (a southern California and syndicated radio personality)

• Prince has refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs.

Movies:
1988 - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
1989 - UHF as George Newman
1991 - The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
1994 - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
1996 - Spy Hard
1997 - Safety Patrol
2000 - Nothing Sacred as a Customer
2002 - Desperation Boulevard
2003 - Haunted Lighthouse as a waiter
2009 - Halloween II

Weird Al Quotes:
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

I don’t remember what we said to each other exactly, but it was all very friendly. I doubt I’ll be invited to Coolio’s next birthday party, but at least I can stop wearing that bulletproof vest to the mall.

Weird Al Awards:
2015
Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album "Mandatory Fun"

2003
Grammy Award for Comedy Album "Poodle Hat"

1998
Grammy Award for Best Concept Music Video “Fat,”

1984
Grammy Award for Best Comedy Recording "Eat It“

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