The Vandals Lyrics

The Vandals Lyrics

From the Album Hollywood Potato Chip (2004) (buy at

How They Getcha'
Don't Stop Me now
My Neck, My Back
Be A Good Robot
My Special Moment
Designed By Satan
Dig A Hole
Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
I Guess I'll Take You Back
Christian Or Canadian
I Am Crushed
Steal The Flag

From the Album Internet Dating Superstuds (2002) (buy at

Appreciate My Honesty
I'm Becoming You
Disproportioned Head
Soccer Mom
We'll All Get Laid
Little Weirdo
I Can't Wait
Where's Your Dignity
My Brain Tells My Body
When I Say You, I Mean Me
The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
My Brother is Gay
Lord of the Dance
Count To Ten

From the Album Look What I Almost Stepped In (2000) (buy at

Behind The Music
Sorry, Mom And Dad
The New You
Flowers Are Pretty
What About Me?
You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
I'm The Boss Of Me
That's My Girl
Get A Room
San Berdu
Crippled And Blind
Why Are You Alive?

From the Album Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998) (buy at

People That Are Going To Hell
Cafe 405
My Girlfriend's Dead
I Know, Huh?
Money's Not An Issue
I've Got An Ape Drape
If The Government Could Read My Mind
Too Much Drama
Come Out Fighting
F*cked Up Girl
An Idea For A Movie
So Long, Farewell

From the Album The Quickening (1996) (buy at

Stop Smiling
It's A Fact
Marry Me
Tastes Like Chicken
(But Then) She Spoke
How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
Hungry For You
Failure Is The Best Revenge
Aging Orange
Canine Euthenasia
Moving Up
I'll Make You Love Me
Choosing You Masters
I Believe

From the Album Christmas with the Vandals: Oi To The World (1996) (buy at

A Gun For Christmas
Grandpa's Last Christmas
Thanx For Nothing
Oi To The World
Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
Christmas Time For My Penis
I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
My First Christmas As A Woman
Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
Here I Am Lord
Hang Myself From The Tree

From the Album Live Fast, Diarrhea (1996) (buy at

Let The Bad Times Roll
Take It Back
Now We Dance
I Have A Date
Power Mustache
N. I. M. B. Y.
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Live Fast, Diarrhea
Happy Birthday To Me
Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)
Get In Line
Johnny Twobags
Kick Me
Soup Of The Day

From the Album When In Rome Do As The Vandals (1992) (buy at

Lady Killer
Bad Birthday Bash
Master Race In Outer Space
Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
Mohawk Town
Viking Suit
I'm A Fly
Slap Of Love

From the Album Fear Of A Punk Planet (1991) (buy at

Pizza Tran
The Rodge
Join Us For Pong
Hey Homes!
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
Kill My Tenant
Summer Lovin'
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
Small Wonder
Phone Machine
China Town

From the Album Slippery When Ill (1989) (buy at
Slippery When Ill
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
Desert Woman
Elvis Decanter
Goop All Over The Phone
Gator Hide
Long Hair Queer

From the Album Peace Thru Vandalism (1982) (buy at

Wanna Be Manor
Urban Struggle
The Legend Of Pat Brown
Pirate's Life
H.B. Hotel
Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

Other Songs:
Change The World With My Hockey Stick
Judy Is A Punk
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
To All The Kids

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