T Ice - 99 Problems Lyrics

featuring Brother Marquis

[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of motherf*ckers ask me
Why did you no ??? some shit
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherf*ckin nigger
[Ice T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigger has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I f*ck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to f*ck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit it

No a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who can't
A bitch who love f*ckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano
A bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch who won't
A bitch who's short
A bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those motherf*ckers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated
Motherf*cker a nigger like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to threat any whores
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigger that white nighter
The bitch exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
F*ckin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So f*ck how you feel
You are f*ckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my motherf*ckin you got problems man ?
A bitch ain't one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do that shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a bitch that loves to gink)
She'll f*ck you
After she f*cks me
(I got a bitch who loves both)
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch that's slow
(A bitch that is a virgin
And a bitch that is a hoe)
A bitch that lies
(A bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a man
Because they are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
(A bitch that is hut)
A bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves rock
A bitch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a bitch ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a bitch ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherf*ckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
F*cking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes nigger

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems motherf*ckers
Buying my records
But a bitch ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
F*ck em all
F*ck em motherf*cker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A bitch ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherf*ckers kiss my motherf*ckin ass