Revenge Party Lyrics by Barrett Wilbert Weed, Grey Henson, Erika Henningsen


Mean Girls Musical Soundtrack Lyrics

Barrett Wilbert Weed, Grey Henson, Erika Henningsen - Revenge Party Lyrics
JANIS (spoken): No, don’t be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend.
We are your friends. And we are gonna make her pay

JANIS:
You know what friends do?
They’ve got your back
They’re fun to be around

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS:
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS:
Imagine the party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there’s a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take

DAMIAN:
Now that’s a party

JANIS:
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It’s a Revenge Party with your two best friends
It’s like a party and revenge it’s what it’s like

JANIS (spoken): I have dreamed of this day for many years,
But I have never had an inside man

DAMIAN (spoken): Ugh, I almost did once as Governor of school, but I got nervous

JANIS (spoken): Alright, if this is gonna work,
You are gonna have to pretend like you still like them, can you do it?

CADY (spoken): Yes. (Gretchen enters) Hey, girl

GRETCHEN (spoken): Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
But he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault

CADY (spoken): No. I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

GRETCHEN (spoken): Aw, of course, also Regina wanted me to give you this

DAMIAN (spoken): Ew

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends

CADY:
And I end up with Aaron when she’s gone

DAMIAN & JANIS:
Yes, bitch!

CADY:
I end up with Aaron when she’s gone

STUDENTS:
What’s Regina doing?
What is Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

JANIS (spoken): Now, we take away Regina’s only accomplishments,
Being a hot person

DAMIAN (spoken): Yeah, but how?

CADY (spoken): I know how!

DAMIAN (spoken): Oh, here we go

JANIS, DAMIAN, CADY: KÄLTEEN!

REGINA (spoken): What is that?

CADY (spoken): Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting.
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

REGINA (spoken): I want to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat?

CADY (spoken): Zero. You just cross multiply x over a thousand
And divide it by point three five kilograms

REGINA (spoken): Whatever! Bring me a whole box

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone

JANIS:
And ugly crying

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
It’s like a party and revenge is what is like

STUDENTS:
What’s Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

JANIS (spoken): We’ve got to go harder.
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her

CADY (spoken): No. No, I can’t do that, Gretchen is fragile

JANIS (spoken): Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use.
Shh, here she comes

CADY (spoken): Hey, girl, are you sending any candy canes?

REGINA (spoken): I don’t send them, I just get them. Stop pulling it down,
Your hair looks sexy push back. Cady, please tell Aaron that his hair looks sexy push back

CADY (spoken): Your hair looks sexy push back

AARON (spoken): Um, thanks. I’ll see you in Cal

JANIS:
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips

DAMIAN:
WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH
You might be thinking it’s late we should go
And they ran out of chips

CADY:
No. No. No
I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be taught
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I’m parting now
A candy cane, please

CADY, DAMIAN, JANIS:
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

STUDENTS:
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

DAMIAN (spoken): Ho, Ho, Ho. One candy cane gram for Shane Omen

STUDENTS:
She gets everything

DAMIAN (spoken): One for Caddy Heron

STUDENTS:
She gets everything

DAMIAN (spoken): Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

STUDENTS:
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco

DAMIAN (spoken): And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

GRETCHEN (spoken): Who sent that?

CADY (spoken): Aw. It’s from…

STUDENTS:
Regina! Regina! Regina!

CADY (spoken): Thanks for being a such a great best friend

GRETCHEN (spoken): Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. Gimme it. I mean… okay, well,
If you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just
To make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them.
And she’s not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond,
Also she told me she cheats on Aaron every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really,
She’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume

CADY (spoken): She makes him wear the costume?

GRETCHEN (spoken): NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
And I’ve never told anybody because I’m such a good friend

JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN:
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's done

STUDENTS:
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything

ALL:
A party where everything is what it’s like
A party where everything is what it’s like
A party where revenge
Is what is like


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