Dracula The Musical Cast - Modern World Lyrics

Seward:
Taxis to Houston and steamships to Rio

Arthur:
Biograph pictures in Wiltons all day

Quincey:
Specials to Paris and hot air ballooning

Mina and Lucy:
Phonograph Cylinders ready to play

(Sing the next in rounds)
Camera's with shutters, internal combustion.
Phone up your uncle in Shorham-by-Sea.
Cross the Atlantic and be there by Thursday
Jump on a trolley and be home by three.

Seward:
Somewhere in Vienna, there's a chap called Freud who's sure
That it's useless to chain up madmen
He gets better results with his talking cure

Quincey:
Winchester repeaters gonna have to watch their backs
They've got the bolt action Hotchkiss
But the Hun's got a gun gives ya three more cracks

All:
Here comes the modern world
The wonderful modern world
Off to old fashioned thinking
On with the new
Hello to the modern world
The breathtaking modern world
There's nothing today that you can't do

Arthur:
My old four speed Daimler
I'm afraid will have to go
And it's time to replace my steam yacht
There's no earthly excuse for going slow

Lucy:
We're delighted to hear this progressive note

Mina:
And we might feel the same way when we get the vote

All:
Here comes the modern world
The wonderful modern world
Off to old fashioned thinking
On with the new
Hello to the modern world
The breathtaking modern world
There's nothing today that you can't do

(Round as done before)