Misery, Agony, Helplessness, Hopelessness, Heartache and Woe Lyrics

ALLISON
I had a love, but love left me lonely
I had a love, but now I have only
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woe woe woe

Deep in my heart, it must have been real love
Cause now it's causing me quiet a good deal of
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woe woe woe woah!

I see no future for us, so I see no relief,
from my suffering, sorrow, dejection, despondence, torment, and grief

Who would have known?
That part of maturing, was spending a month in your bedroom enduring,
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe
Woe, woe, woe, woahhhh

CRY-BABY
Locked in a cage, staring at the ceiling
Locked in a cage, doin' nothing but feeling
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woe woe woe

DUPREE
10 kinds of hurt fill my soul as I languish
Depression, despair, dejection, anguish,
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe...

DUPREE AND CRY-BABY
10 types of woe....

CRY-BABY
But when I dream of my darlin' waiting there for me
I feel happiness, pleasure, contentment, serenity, joy bliss and glee.

She's up in her room

ALLISON
He's locked in his prison

BOTH
and I'd like to think, that he/she also is in

CRY-BABY
Misery

ALLISON
Agony

CRY-BABY
Helplessness

ALLISON
Hopelessness

BOTH
Heartache and woe... woe woe woe woe

PEPPER (Spoken)
What is that word? That describes being spit on...
When you can't stop the pain?

WANDA (Spoken)
Right, or stop getting hit on!

(Sung)
How 'bout misery?

PEPPER (spoken)
No

WANDA
Agony?

PEPPER
Helplessness?

WANDA
Hopelessness?

PEPPER
Heartache?

WANDA
Woe

PEPPER (Spoken)
Good one!

WANDA
Thanks

WANDA AND PEPPER
Woe woe woe woeeeeeee

MONA (Spoken)

They cut up my face!
They buried my hatchet!
Now my nose has an itch!
God I wish I could scratch it!
(sung)
This is misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woeeee

PEPPER, WANDA AND MONA

Woe woe woe woeeeeeee

Take unfairness and injustice, and add 'em to the list
Of the reasons we're furious, outraged, indigent, disgusted, and pisssssssed

ALL

But for now, nothing's left, but to join in this chorus
Ripped from the world's most depressing thesaurus
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe (woe woe woe woeeeee)

(inconsolable grief)
Woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeee

(May as well jump off a bridge)
Woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Life is long road to death)
woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Thanks to Cerisehoodfan, yvonnej0213 for correcting these lyrics]