S.G. Swain - Jamie Lee Curtis Lyrics

An angel came to me and said, "Hey, Owen:
How would you like to marry Jamie Lee Curtis?"
I said, "Angel, Yes, indeed!
That would make my life complete!
If I could only marry Jamie Lee Curtis."

So the angel said to me, "Why don't you ask her?"
I said, "Angel, I would love to--but I'm scared.
I'm afraid that she'd say 'no,'
and that would break this young heart so--"
But the angel said, "Don't worry, I'm right beside you."

So I got in the car and I drove off to her house.
She let me in and we sat down on the couch.
I said, "Jamie Lee--Oh, Jamie!
Won't you listen to my plea--
what I'm about to say--well it means so much to me."

I said, "Jamie--I'm just crazy about your movies.
I have seen the bad ones and I've seen the good.
From the first time you got nude--
Well, down deep inside I knew
That I loved you more than anyone I've ever loved!"

Then I kissed her check and I took her hand in mine.
And I touched her hair and I looked into her eyes.
I said, "Jamie Lee Curtis--
Won't you please become my wife?
'Cause I love you more than anyone I've ever loved.
Yes--I love you more than anyone I've ever loved."

And she said ................ "NO."