Monthy Python - The Usage Of F*ck Lyrics

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
English language today is the word f*ck.
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F",
f*ck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love.
F*ck, as most words in the English language,
is derived from German, the verb "ficken", which means to strike.
In English, f*ck falls into many gramatical catagories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John f*cked Shirley"
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley f*cks"
It's meaning's not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John's doing all the f*cking work"
As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks to f*cking much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is f*cking beautiful"
As a noun:
"I don't give a f*ck"
As part of a word:
"Abso-f*cking-lutely" or "In-f*cking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"F*ck the f*cking f*ckers"
As you must realise there aren't to many words with the versatility of f*ck.
As in these examples, describing situations,
such as fraud:
"I got f*cked at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Oh, f*ck it"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really f*cked now"
Aggression:
"Don't f*ck with me buddy"
Difficulty"
"I don't understand this f*cking question"
Inquiry:
"Who the f*ck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the f*ck is going on here"
Incompetence:
"He's a f*ck off"
Dismissal:
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
how can anyone be offended w