I took a three day trip with a one day woman
If you know what I'm talkin' about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
This week-end wasn't gonna work out
She and I didn't have one thing in common
And her papers weren't coming around
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now?
Well Friday night cost me a hot dollar dinner
Lots of tequila and wine she drown
Now she's messed up, real good and drunk
Stumbling and falling down
So I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out
And started snorrin' loud so I went back down
And took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun)
Now Saturday morning along about noon
She calls room service bring me some doubles
Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark
And this bitch is having speech troubles
Fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that
I though God, please rescue me
Another couple sat down, they ordered around
Now is my chance to go free
I took a three day trip with a one day woman
If you know what I'm talkin' about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
This week-end really wasn't gonna work out
She and I didn't have one thing in common
And her papers weren't coming around
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now?
So it's the : in my date get really shitfaced
When his girl grabbed me to dance
Looks like you and me are up the same tree
So let's start our own romance
Yea, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms
This weekend started bad but we're really glad
Cuz the chewy dumpster's still in the barn
Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman
Better learn what I'm talkin' about
If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance
Take a babe that you'd really get down
So if you have any friend wanna line you up
With a blind date take it from me
Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go
Forget about the harmony
Mucho glad to see you
Vamanos
I've never seen her before
