Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Unwelcome Remarks Lyrics

[Agoraphobic Nosebleed]

What's a racist joke amongst friends?
Is this pin the devils tail on the honky again?
Like my memories and feelings
My sense of humor
I must have misplaced
Have any other f*ckin' party games
Like Simon says
Watch your f*ckin' mouth
Around the f*ckin' adults
Duller days ahead
Keep your chin up
And get that nose right up in that ass
Don't want to look like a jerk around the ladies
That's right it's better you start off a liar
And work at the bra strap from there
Of addicts and actors I've never known
A coke head to forget a line
Don't forget to give the little slut a polite kiss goodnight
After feeding her all that shit how you're the nice sensitive guy
F*ck you I would rather piss on my own hand
Than to shake yours