Mr. Bake-O Lyrics by Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Lyrics

Mr. Bake-O Lyrics
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm f*cking wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they f*cking laced it
Cause I'm so damn lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He's f*cking wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in f*cking spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

I'm f*cking wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm f*cking wasted
It's the best shit I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well f*cking fried

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you

I'm f*cking wasted
It's the best shit I ever f*cking tasted
Oh f*cking shit

I'm way too baked

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