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From the Album Alpocalypse (2011) (buy at amazon.com)

CNR Lyrics
Craigslist Lyrics
Party In The CIA Lyrics (Parody of "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus)
Perform This Way Lyrics (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
Polka Face Lyrics (Polka medley, arr. Yankovic)
Ringtone Lyrics
Skipper Dan Lyrics
TMZ Lyrics
Another Tattoo Lyrics (Parody of "Nothin' on You" by B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars)
Whatever You Like Lyrics (Parody of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like")


From the Album The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic (2010) (buy at amazon.com)

Albuquerque Lyrics
Amish Paradise Lyrics (parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics
Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
Bob Lyrics
Canadian Idiot Lyrics
Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
Dog Eat Dog Lyrics
Don't Download This Song Lyrics
Eat It Lyrics
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Ebay Lyrics
Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
Fat Lyrics (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
Frank's 2000' Tv Lyrics
Genius In France Lyrics
Good Old Days Lyrics
Gump Lyrics
Hardware Store Lyrics
I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
I'll Sue Ya Lyrics
Its All About The Pentiums Lyrics
Jurassic Park Lyrics
Lasagna Lyrics
Like A Surgeon Lyrics
Living With A Hernia Lyrics
Melanie Lyrics
Midnight Star Lyrics
One More Minute Lyrics
Pancreas Lyrics
Polkas On 45 Lyrics
Ricky Lyrics
Since You've Been Gone Lyrics
Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Lyrics
The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics
The Saga Begins Lyrics
Trapped In The Drive-Thru Lyrics (parody of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly)
Trigger Happy Lyrics
Uhf Lyrics
Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
White & Nerdy Lyrics (parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire)
Yoda Lyrics
You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics
Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics


From the Album Internet Leaks (2009) (buy at amazon.com)

Whatever You Like Lyrics (Parody of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like")
Craigslist Lyrics
Skipper Dan Lyrics
CNR Lyrics
Ringtone Lyrics


From the Album Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

White & Nerdy Lyrics (parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire)
Pancreas Lyrics
Canadian Idiot Lyrics
I'll Sue Ya Lyrics
Polkarama! Lyrics
Virus Alert Lyrics
Confessions Part III Lyrics (parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher)
Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics
Close But No Cigar Lyrics
Do I Creep You Out Lyrics
Trapped In The Drive-Thru Lyrics (parody of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly)
Don't Download This Song Lyrics


From the Album Poodle Hat (2003) (buy at amazon.com)

A Complicated Song Lyrics
Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics
Bob Lyrics
Couch Potato Lyrics (parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
E-Bay Lyrics
Genius In France Lyrics
Hardware Store Lyrics
Ode To A Super Hero Lyrics
Party At The Leper Colony Lyrics
Trash Day Lyrics (parody of "Hot in Herre" by Nelly.)
Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Lyrics


From the Album Running With Scissors (1999) (buy at amazon.com)

Albuquerque Lyrics
Germs Lyrics
Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics
Jerry Springer Lyrics
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics
Polka Power! Lyrics
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi Lyrics
The Saga Begins Lyrics
The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics
Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics


From the Album Bad Hair Day (1996) (buy at amazon.com)

Amish Paradise Lyrics (parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Callin' In Sick Lyrics
Cavity Search Lyrics
Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
Gump Lyrics
I Remember Larry Lyrics
I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics
Phony Calls Lyrics (parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)
Since You've Been Gone - Live Lyrics
Syndicated Inc. Lyrics
The Alternative Polka Lyrics
The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics


From the Album The TV Album (1995) (buy at amazon.com)

Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
Cable TV Lyrics
Frank's 2000" TV Lyrics
Here's Johnny Lyrics
I Can't Watch This Lyrics (parody of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This")
I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics
Ricky Lyrics
Talk Soup Lyrics
The Brady Bunch Lyrics
UHF Lyrics


From the Album Vol. 2-Greatest Hits (1994) (buy at amazon.com)

Achy Breaky Song Lyrics
Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics
Headline News Lyrics
Jurassic Park Lyrics
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics
Polka Your Eyes Out Lyrics
Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
This Is The LIfe Lyrics
UHF Lyrics
Yoda Lyrics
You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics


From the Album Food Album (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Addicted To Spuds Lyrics
Eat It Lyrics
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Fat Lyrics (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
I Love Rocky Road Lyrics
Lasagna Lyrics
My Bologna Lyrics
Spam Lyrics
Taco Grande Lyrics (parody of Gerardo's "Rico Suave")
The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics
The White Stuff Lyrics
Theme From Rocky XIII Lyrics


From the Album Alapalooza (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Achy Breaky Song Lyrics
Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
Bohemian Polka Lyrics
Frank's 2000" TV Lyrics
Harvey The Wonder Hamster Lyrics
Jurassic Park Lyrics
Livin' In The Fridge Lyrics
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics
Talk Soup Lyrics
Traffic Jam Lyrics (parody of Prince's "Let's Go Crazy")
Waffle King Lyrics
Young, Dumb & Ugly Lyrics


From the Album Off The Deep End (1992) (buy at amazon.com)

Airline Amy Lyrics
I Can't Watch This Lyrics (parody of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This")
I Was Only Kidding Lyrics
Polka Your Eyes Out Lyrics
Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
Taco Grande Lyrics (parody of Gerardo's "Rico Suave")
The Plumbing Song Lyrics
The White Stuff Lyrics
Trigger Happy Lyrics
When I Was Your Age Lyrics
You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics


From the Album Vol. 1-Greatest Hits (1991) (buy at amazon.com)

Addicted To Spuds Lyrics
Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
Eat It Lyrics
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
Fat Lyrics (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
Lasagna Lyrics
Like A Surgeon Lyrics
Living With A Hernia Lyrics
One More Minute Lyrics
Ricky Lyrics


From the Album UHF (1989) (buy at amazon.com)

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics
Fun Zone Lyrics
Gandhi II Lyrics
Generic Blues Lyrics
Isle Thing Lyrics
Let Me Be Your Hog Lyrics
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics
She Drives Like Crazy Lyrics
Spam Lyrics
Spatula City Lyrics
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Lyrics
The Hot Rocks Polka Lyrics
UHF Lyrics


From the Album Even Worse (1988) (buy at amazon.com)

(This Song's Just) Six Words Long Lyrics
Alimony Lyrics
Fat Lyrics (parody of" "Bad" by Michael Jackson)
Good Old Days Lyrics
I Think I'm A Clone Now Lyrics
Lasagna Lyrics
Melanie Lyrics
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Lyrics
Twister Lyrics (in the style of "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by Beastie Boys)
Velvet Elvis Lyrics
You Make Me Lyrics


From the Album Polka Party (1986) (buy at amazon.com)

Addicted To Spuds Lyrics
Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics
Dog Eat Dog Lyrics
Don't Wear Those Shoes Lyrics
Good Enough For Now Lyrics
Here's Johnny Lyrics
Living With A Hernia Lyrics
One Of Those Days Lyrics
Polka Party! Lyrics
Toothless People Lyrics


From the Album Dare To Be Stupid (1985) (buy at amazon.com)

Cable Tv Lyrics
Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
George Of The Jungle Lyrics
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics
I Want A New Duck Lyrics
Like A Surgeon Lyrics
One More Minute Lyrics
Slime Creatures From Outer Space Lyrics
This Is The LIfe Lyrics
Yoda Lyrics


From the Album In 3-D (1984) (buy at amazon.com)

Buy Me A Condo Lyrics
Eat It Lyrics
(parody of" "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)
I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
King Of Suede Lyrics
Midnight Star Lyrics
Mr. Popeil Lyrics
Nature Trail To Hell Lyrics
Polkas On 45 Lyrics
That Boy could Dance Lyrics
The Brady Bunch Lyrics
Theme From Rocky XIII Lyrics


From the Album Weird Al Yankovic (1983) (buy at amazon.com)

Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics
Buckingham Blues Lyrics
Gotta Boogie Lyrics
Happy Birthday Lyrics
I Love Rocky Road Lyrics
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Lyrics
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Lyrics
My Bologna Lyrics
Ricky Lyrics
Stop Draggin' My Car Around Lyrics
Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics
The Check's In The Mail Lyrics


Other Songs:
1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics
1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna Lyrics
Baby Got Jack Lyrics
Baby Likes Burping Lyrics
Because I Got High Lyrics
Belvedere Cruising Lyrics
Born To Be Mild Lyrics
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Lyrics
Chicken Pot Pie Lyrics
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics
Crampton Comes Alive Lyrics
Dead Car Battery Blues Lyrics
Dr. Demento Radio Promo Lyrics
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special Lyrics
Fast Food Lyrics
Fatter Lyrics
Flatbush Avenue Lyrics
Free Delivery Lyrics
Gee, I'm A Nerd Lyrics
Gravy On You Lyrics
Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics
Headline News Lyrics
Hit Me With A Rock Lyrics
Holiday Greetings 1987 Lyrics
Holiday Greetings 1988 Lyrics
I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) Lyrics
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Lyrics
It's Still Billy Joel To Me Lyrics
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion Lyrics
Laundry Day Lyrics
Leisure Suit Serenade Lyrics
Matter Of Crust Lyrics
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics
Nobody Here But Us Frogs Lyrics
Pacman Lyrics
Polka Patterns Lyrics
Polkamon Lyrics
RealRadio 104.1 Lyrics
School Cafeteria - Version 1 Lyrics
School Cafeteria - Version 2 Lyrics
Snack All Night Lyrics
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Lyrics
Take Me Down Lyrics
Take Me To The Liver Lyrics
Take The "L" Out Of Liver Lyrics
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Lyrics
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Lyrics
The Real Slim Santa Lyrics
Ugly Girl Lyrics
We Got The Beef Lyrics
Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics
Won't Eat Prunes Again Lyrics
Yoda Chant Lyrics
You Don't Take Your Showers Lyrics