The Joel McHale Show Theme Song Lyrics


The Joel McHale Show Theme Lyrics

The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale Lyrics
(End Credits Song by Eli Braden)

Nobody ever watches the end credits on Netflix
And that means no one's gonna hear this song
In fact you've probably already moved on
To another show or movie
That you're watching tonight
You're too busy to watch credits
I mean, who's got the time?
Why did we even bother making this song?
I don't know why
I don't know why
And now here are some title cards
You also won't watch



[Alternate versions:]
(S1E3)

You've probably noticed that these are brand new lyrics
To the Joel McHale credits song
I changed them 'cause I found out I was wrong
When I said nobody sits through credits of Netflix shows
It turns out some people watch the credits,
How was I to know?
But its mostly friends and relatives of people who work on the show
I just rhymed shows with show
So I hope you got a thrill seeing your friend
Or love one's name in small print
For like half a second


(S1E5)

I've decided to keep on changing the lyrics
To the Joel McHale credits song
Every two weeks from now on
It's just a shame to let these 30 seconds go to waste
I could use this time to say anything I wanna say
Nobody's paying attention to these lyrics anyway
They don't even have to make sense
I could just sing nonsense like
shagen frangen bock meed ploggin
Dosh ich strogin nein
Actually that might be German



[Alternate versions:]
(S1E7)

Its so awesome I can sing whatever I want to
In the Joel McHale credits song
So shout-out to my buddy Ron
I also want to say "What's up?" to my homie Brad
And my best friend growing up
His name is Jared, he's rad!
Also Tony, Vana, Erik, Boyd, Cynthia, Grey and Matt
Don't forget Toby!
And just to clarify, the Jared I mentioned earlier is named Jared Barnet
Its not Jared from Subway


(S1E13)

Everyone keeps asking me if there's gonna be more
Of these Joel McHale credits songs
Guys, I won't be gone long
Cause I love making this song
It's like my favorite thing
And there's a lot more versions that I still wanna song
Then again, you never know what the future's gonna bring
(crash noise)
A bus just crashed through the studio wall and it's not clear if I survived
That's the season cliffhanger
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