T-Pain - Thug Story Lyrics

[T-Pain:]
T SWIZZLE AND T PIZZLE

[Taylor Swift:]
I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I'm still a thug

I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight
T swift and T-Pain rappin on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke up I was singing
[T-Pain:]
"I'm ON A BOAT"

Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
[T-Pain:]
Shorty I'm a make ya
[Taylor Swift:]
Straight to the top, yo
[T-Pain:]
Shorty I'm a take ya
[Taylor Swift:]
You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
[T-Pain:]
Hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are
Singer turned gangsta
[Taylor Swift:]
You don't wanna fight me
[T-Pain:]
Straight to the top
[Taylor Swift:]
In my extra small white tee
[T-Pain:]
T swift and T-Pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story tell me now can you get with that

What! what! I knit sweaters yo!
What! what! don't test me [bleep]

Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
[T-Pain:]
WHAT?
[Taylor Swift:]
I said "yo"
[T-Pain:]
YUP
[Taylor Swift:]
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
[T-Pain:]
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SWEAR
[Taylor Swift:]
Hello?
UGH!