The Toxic Avenger Cast - My Big French Boyfriend Lyrics

Sarah:
Today I met him. Can you hear the chimes?
And he comes from the country
That invented eclairs and mimes.

He's strong and sweet and lives with his mother.
He saved my life, so there is no other.
Such a man and, man, is he macho.
Spicy cool like a bowl of gazpacho.
Someday he's gonna be my big, my big French boyfriend!

Sarah (spoken):
I have to call my best friends in the whole wide world!
Sarah (sung):
Hey Shaniqua, I met his fly man!
Shaniqua:
Shut up, girlfriend! Gots to call Dianne!
Dianne:
Oh my god, now he sounds so foxy!
Shaniqua & Dianne:
Whats his name!?
Sarah:
Well I call him Toxie, and Toxie's gonna be my big, my big French boyfriend!
S&D:
Her big French boyfriend
Sarah:
My big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her bF bf!
Sarah:
He kinda smells, but that's okay(S&D: ooo ahhh)
He comes from France where they live that way (S&D: ooo yeah oh la laaaah)
He's real polite but I've got a hunch
He's gonna jump my bones tomorrow at brunch!
S&D:
Gonna jump her bones tomorrow at brunch!
All:
Come on and jump my bones tomorrow at brunch
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Sarah:
I love this guy!
S&D:
He sounds really hunky!
Sarah:
His chest is huge!
S&D:
He's a love monkey!
S&D:
We'll say "I do" in Atlantic City .
I bet our kids,
S&D:
Are gonna be pretty!
Sarah:
I don't even mind the stench!
S&D:
He's French!
Sarah:
He's a hero, he's a savior, he's a mensch!
S&D:
I'm verklempt!
Sarah:
I'll be his ever-loving wench, my big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her big French boyfriend
Sarah:
My big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her bF bf!
Sarah:
oo oh yeah haaa
My big French
All:
Boyfriend!

[Thanks to JonaActs for correcting these lyrics]