Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly - Boats 'N Hoes Lyrics

Intro:
Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.


Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.

Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my dick can float!

Huff:
We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.

Doback:
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.

Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

Doback:
I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!

Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand!

Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2