Uncle F*cka Lyrics

[Terrance:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cka
You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
F*cker f*cker uncle f*cka uncle f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka
[T & P:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
[Terrance:] uncle f*cka

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle f*cka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle f*cka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle f*cka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle
F*ckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!