Shrek: The Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
Pinocchio and Fairy Tale Creatures - Story of My Life Lyrics
Story of My Life
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Alright, now when I call your name step forward
Pinocchio the puppet
[Pinocchio]
Uh I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy
[Guard]
That’s your patch of mud down there
[Pinocchio]
Ah, dumped on a swamp,
Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap!
(Sung)
Life is disappointing, woe is what I know
Outed by nose, that’s just how it goes, for poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale
That’s the story of my life
Oh yeah!
That’s the story of my life!
[Shoemakers Elf]
Strife is never ending
[Guard]
Peter Pan!
[Peter Pan]
Banished from the town
[Guard]
Ugly Duckling
[Ugly Duckling]
They dragged me from the pond
[Fairy Godmother]
They broke my magic wand
[Three Pigs]
They blow our condos down!
[Guard]
Wicked Witch!
[Wicked Witch]
Life is but a witch hunt
[Momma Bear]
Momma’s in the mud
Momma’s in distress
[Garden Gnome]
They ridiculed my hat
[Three Pigs]
They said that we were fat!
[Big Bad Wolf]
They tore my cotton granny dress
And called me a hot and tranny mess
[Guard]
Sugar Plum Fairy
[Fairytale Creatures]
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
Told to go away
[Humpty Dumpty]
Toppled off a wall
[Fairytale Creatures]
That’s the story of my life
[Guard]
Your late rabbit
[White Rabbit]
That’s the story of my life
[Guard]
Have fun you guys
[Fairytale Creatures]
That’s the story of my life
[Guard]
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom
You will be executed
[Fairytale Creatures]
“Exclaim!”
I always dream I’d get a happy ending
[Wicked Witch]
And this right here
Not how it goes!
[Fairytale Creatures]
I always dreamed I’d get an ever after
If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows!
[Pinocchio]
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tiawana
[Fairytale Creatures]
Story of my life
All the wasted prays
All the broken dream
[Bear Family]
All the broken chairs
[Fairytale Creatures]
All the damage done
[Bear Family]
All the busted beds
[Fairytale Creatures]
All the shattered bowls
[Bear Family]
And the porridge on our heads
[Fairytale Creatures]
That’s the story my of life
Yes sir, that’s the story of my life
Oy Vey!
That’s the story of my...
Life!
[Pinocchio]
Crap!
