Dragon and Donkey - Donkey Pot Pie Lyrics

Dragon:
You didn't knock when you entered baby.
You didn't wipe your feet.

Donkey:
Oh Jeez

Dragon:
I did not see
I did not see no open house sign
This is a trick or treat.

Donkey:
Little Help here!

Dragon:
oo
oo
oo

You need to brush up on fair tales friend
cause dragons like their sleep

Donkey:
Go on and grab some shut eye

I wrote the book on fire breathin
Why don't you read it and weep

Donkey:
I'm actually already in a book club

Dragon:
weep

Donkey:
We're reading Angels and Ashes

Dragon:
WEEP

I'm gonna shake you
I'm gonna bake you
I'm gonna make you
A donkey pot pie

Donkey:
WHAT?

Dragon:
Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll patty cake you
My donkey pot pie

Donkey:
Wait a minute!
My, what big teeth you have
they're so sparkling white
I'll bet you hear this from all of your food
But you must bleach at night
Is that a hint of minty freshness
Oh I am scared to death
I like a girl with a dazzling smile
and tic tac on her breath
oh oh oh
Don't kill me
Lady with the pretty teeth

Dragon:
I'm gonna love you.

Donkey:
Huh?

Dragon:
And take hold of you.

Donkey:
Slow down baby.

Dragon:
I'll velvet glove you

Donkey:
Velvet glove me?

Dragon:
My donkey pot pie

I'm gonna keep you
Little Little Bo Beep you
I'm gonna sweep you
up into the sky

I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
Im gonna have me, a big old honky, topping bopping cherry on the top piece of
Donkey Pot Pie
na na na nanana
Donkey
Donkey
Donkey
Pot PIE!


[Thanks to eneskorajkic for correcting these lyrics]