Amelia: (Spoken) Dear Friend...
I am so sorry about last night, it was a nightmare in every way,
but together you and I will laugh at last night someday....
Ice cream. He brought me ice cream!
Vanilla Ice cream! Imagine that!
Ice cream, and for the first time, we were together without a spat!
Friendly, he was so friendly, that isn't like him; I'm simply stunned.
Will wonders never cease? Will wonders never cease?
It's been a most peculiar day!
Will wonders never cease? Will wonders never cease?....
(Spoken) Oh, where was I!
I am so sorry about last night,
it was a nightmare in every way but together you
and I will laugh at last night someday!
I sat there waiting in that cafe and never guessing that you were fat...UGH!
That you were near..you were outside looking bald...Oh my!
I am so sorry about last night....
Last night I was so nasty!
Well, he deserved it but even so,
That George is not like this George, this is a new George that I don't know.
Somehow it all reminds me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
When right before my eyes a man that I despise has turned into a man I like!
It's almost like a dream as strange as it may seem...
He came to offer me Vanilla ICE CREAM!
[Thanks to melaniethompson181 for correcting these lyrics]