Too Plump For Prom Night Lyrics

(Michelle Sellers - as - Pleasure)

TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
NO DATE FOR THE DANCE
NO ROMANCE BY STAR LIGHT
NOT EVEN A CHANCES
I FILLED OUT A SWEATER
BY TEN INCHES OR BETTER
THAN ANY GIRL IN TOWN

TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
NO ORCHID CORSAGE
I SPENT THE NIGHT CRYING
LOCKED IN THE GARAGE
THIS CHUNK-A-RELLA
MET NO PRINCELY FELLA
I HAD NO GORGEOUS GOWN ----------------------------------------

BOYS CAN BE BULLIES
BULLIES CAN BE CRUEL
THEY'LL TALK TO YOU AT LUNCH TIME
BUT WON'T DATE YOU AFTER SCHOOL

TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
NO MIDNIGHT KISS
NO MOMENT TO TREASURE
NO MOMENT OF BLISS
IF I WEREN'T ONLY
LEFT SAD AND LONELY
TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT ----------------------------------------

FAT AND JOLLY, POPULAR
THAT'S YOUR DESTINED FATE
THEY ONLY DATES THAT I COULD GET
WERE CANDIED ON A PLATE

GIRLS

SHE ATE HER DATES
TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
NO DATE FOR THE DANCE
NO ROMANCE BY STAR LIGHT
NOT EVEN A CHANCE

PLEASURE

A PIG IN A POKE
MY LIFE WAS A JOKE
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT
WISHED I'D HAD A CHANCE THAT NIGHT
I'LL ALWAYS REGRET IT
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT
TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
THE WORST NIGHT
OF MY LIFE--------------------------------------------

GIRLS

PROM NIGHT--------------------------------
SHUT THE DOOR
PACE THE FLOOR
EAT SOME MORE ------------------------!

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