Stranded Again Lyrics

ACTOR:
Stranded again...

CHORUS:
Ah...

ACTOR:
Beached again,
Washed up on the shore like driftwood in Chicago.
Like garbage in Chicago.

CHORUS:
Ah...

ACTOR:
Swindled again...

CHORUS:
Ah...

ACTOR:
Screwed again.
Cheated out of two weeks' wages in Chicago.
Plus car fare from Chicago.

CHORUS:
Ah, ah, ah...
Stranded again,
Beached again
Cheated and misused,
Abandoned and abused
By a master...
disaster...
in Chicago!