Mine Lyrics

OSCAR
(Speaking into his mirror) Hello you.

BRUCE
(Speaking into his mirror) Hello you.

OSCAR
Your flashing wit.

BRUCE
Your flashing eyes.

OSCAR
Your brilliant brain.

BRUCE
Your brutal thighs.

OSCAR & BRUCE:
These are the tools you've got at your command

OSCAR
To make her mine

BRUCE
To keep her mine

OSCAR
To make her mine

BRUCE
Your crooked smile.

OSCAR
Your inner fire

BRUCE
That spells romance

OSCAR
That sparks desire

BRUCE
Cuddly, crunchy

OSCAR & BRUCE
You've got what the ladies cry for

OSCAR
Crafty, cunning

OSCAR & BRUCE
You are what they'd gladly die for.

OSCAR
Talent, genius

OSCAR & BRUCE
You're the stuff that dreams are made of.

BRUCE
He-man, lover

OSCAR & BRUCE
What have you to be afraid of?
What have you to be afraid of?
You're almost perfect but one thing is true...
You need her desparately, but she does not need you.

OSCAR
She runs the show.

BRUCE
She runs the show.

OSCAR
She leads the band.

BRUCE
She leads the band

OSCAR
The royal flush

BRUCE
The royal flush

OSCAR
Is in her hand

BRUCE
Is in her hand

OSCAR & BRUCE
Face it old boy,
You can't afford to fail.
Must not fail,
dare not fail,
will not fail.

OSCAR
So flash that smile.

BRUCE
And flash those eyes

OSCAR
And use that brain

BRUCE
And use those thighs...

OSCAR & BRUCE
Hey team, yay team,
Break right through the line!
There is no stronger challenge than
An independent woman...
You can do it, you can do it

BRUCE
Got to keep her

OSCAR
Got to make her...

OSCAR & BRUCE
Mine!
Mine!
All mine!