Super Teen Lyrics by Care Bears on Fire

All this stuff, this is the greatest
Now I have to get the latest
My bottled water purifies me
After I eat my processed cheese
Superteen!

I straighten my hair when I go to the beach
There's nothing inside that you can't reach
I spend my money on special jeans
So I can be a superteen
Superteen!

Superteen, superteen
You wanna be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all but
What does it mean?
Hey! Hey! Hey!

I spend my nights inhaling TV
What should I buy, who should I be
They make it seem like I am free
Yeah free to be a spending machine
Superteen!

Yeah my phone is pretty cool
I show it off all day in school
Yeah my car is mega hot
If you dont like it then you are not
Superteen!

Superteen, superteen
You wanna be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all but
What does it mean?

Put your money away
'Cause greed aint cool
This aint the 80s
And you can keep your pool
Put your money away
'Cause greed aint cool
Did you miss that class
In your fancy school

Superteen, superteen
You wanna be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all but
What does it mean?