Figaro's Aria Lyrics by Simon Pegg

A mother is crying, a damsel in distress,
Foreboding intruders have made such a mess.
What I detect is a lack of respect,
For all that is precious and dear!

I am the priceless protector of this lost world.
But my friends call me Buck.

Well played, guys!

I have a message:
"Bullies not welcome,
Return what you've stolen.
Go back where you came from."

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

You know I'm greater,
So don't be a hater.
You may be Jurassic,
But I am fantastic!

Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!

Oh, love that bit!

Running,
and Climbing,
and Spinning,
and Grinning,
and Ducking,
and Diving,
and Dodging,
and Sliding,
and Gliding,
and Staying alive,
And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch!

Death defying!
Danger denying!
Look I'm flying!
You might think I'm mad,
But Hey! You only live once!

No need to thank me.
But if you insist,
I won't resist.
Who smells like fish!?

Hold on to your butts!

Class Diiiiiisss... miiiiiisssssed!

(slurps) Ah... Good egg!

[Thanks to Johnsonnoah544 for adding these lyrics]