High School Musical Script - High School Musical Soundtrack


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High School Musical Script
SHarpay:Oh. Were you going to sign up to?
My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and
we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show.
I'm sure we could find something for you.
Gabrilla Montez: Well, I guess I better go wish my mom a 'Happy New Year.'
Troy Bolton: Right, me too. Not your mom, my mom... and dad.
Chad: [interrupting Troy and Gabriella's kiss]
The team voted you the winning ball.
[shoves it in Troy's arms]
Troy Bolton: Thanks, thanks a lot man.
Troy Bolton: And you're not gonna here me sing guys, 'cause Gabriella won't even talk to me.
And I don't know why.
Zeke: [taking something out of his lunch bag] Um, we do.
Here, I baked this fresh this morning.
You might want to try some before you hear the rest.
Gabrilla Montez: [music starts playing for "Breaking Free"] I can't do this, Troy.
Not with everyone staring at me...
Troy Bolton: Hey, hey, hey. Look at me- right at me. Like the first time together, remember...
[Gabriella nods]
Troy Bolton: Like kindergarten.

Ryan Evans: Maybe we're being Punk'd. Maybe we get to meet Ashton.

Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.

Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person.

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Chad: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway.
Now my mom, she's seen that musical
27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator.
Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you
play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's
refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?
Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look,
I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.
[Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears]
Chad: It's foreign territory.

Gabrilla Montez: When I was singing with you, I just felt like... a girl.
Troy Bolton: You even look like one, too.

Ms. Darbus: And while we are working, let us probe the mounting evils of cell phones... perhaps the most
heinous example of cell phone use is ringing in the theatre. The theatre is a chapel of arts, a precious
cornucopia of creative energy.

Sharpay: We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference
between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.

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Mrs. Bolton: Did we really fly all this way just to play more basketball?
Jack Bolton, Troy Bolton: Yeah.

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Alan: [singing] Its hard to believe That I couldn't sneeze,
See that you were always there right next to beside me
Ms. Darbus: Alan I admire your pluck... As to your singing, that's a wonderful tie you're wearing
[Alan smiles awkwardly and leaves]

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Gabrilla Montez: [about singing previously] Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too.
Troy Bolton: Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed.

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The Basketball team: From our team to yours. G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B
Troy Bolton: Exclamation point.
Ms. Darbus: Well, looks like us wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon.
Ryan: Go, godra, godarma...

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Sharpay: Tootles.
Troy Bolton: Tootles.

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Sharpay: Well congratulations,
I guess I'm going to be the understudy in case you can't make one of the
shows, so break a leg.
[Gabriella looks very confused]
Sharpay: In theatre, that means "good luck."
[smiles and walks away]

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Chad: WHAT TEAM?
The Basketball team: WILDCATS.
Chad: WHAT TEAM?
The Basketball team: WILDCATS.
Chad: WHAT TEAM?
The Basketball team: WILDCATS.
Chad: WILDCATS?
The Basketball team: GETCHA' HEAD IN THE GAME.

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Ms. Darbus: [bell rings] Was that a cell phone?
Kelsi: [quietly] No, that was the warning bell.
Ms. Darbus: Aah. Let's start the auditions.

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Gabrilla Montez: the wildcat's superstar is... afraid?
Troy Bolton: No,no i'm not afraid... I'm just... scared.

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Ryan: Wow an Einstinette. But why is she interested in our musical?
Sharpay: I'm not sure that she is...
Ryan: [smiles and nods head]
Sharpay: We need to make sure Gabriella goes for activities that are well,
appropriate for her. Besides, she loves pi.

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Ms. Darbus: Holidays are over, people. Way Over. Any more questions?
[Jason raises hand]
Ms. Darbus: Jason.
Jason: So, how were your holidays, Ms. Darbus?

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[after Gabriella spills lunch on Sharpay]
Troy Bolton: Uh-oh. I better...
[He tries to help but Chad stops him]
Chad: No. You do NOT want to get into that.

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Chad: [after Sharpay walks through the hall] I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole.
And back from where she always is during vacation.
Zeke: Where's that?
Chad: Shopping for mirrors.
Basketball team: Ooooh.

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Chad: I smell a rat named Darbus.
Kelsi: Actually I think it's two rats, and neither of them named Darbus.
Chad: Do you know something about this... small person?
Kelsi: Mrs. Darbus might think she's only protecting the show,
but Ryan and Sharpay are only concerned about protecting themselves.

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Troy Bolton: Okay, now we will only be able to do this if we all work together.

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Skater Dude: I play the cello.
Skater Dude #1: Awesome. What is it?
[mimes playing the cello]
Skater Dude #1: A saw?
Skater Dude: No dude, it's like a giant violin.

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Sharpay: We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday,
and the basketball game and scholastic decathalon are on friday...
Sharpay: Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time.
Ryan Evans: Well... that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the...
[Sharpay looks at him with a "Yeah?" face]
Ryan Evans: I'm proud to call you my sister.
Sharpay: [laughs] I know.

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Sharpay: [running in the door where Zeke is At] These Cookies Are Genius.
The best thing I've ever tasted.
Will you make some more for me Zeke?
[Runs Up To Zeke and Hugs him]
Zeke: I might even make you a Creme Brule.
Sharpay: Ooh.

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Troy Bolton: [after Gabriella makes a shot] Whoa, don't tell me your good at hoops too.
Gabrilla Montez: you know,I once scored 41 points on a league game.
Troy Bolton: No way.
Gabrilla Montez: mmm ,hmm. Yeah,
and the same day I invented the space shuttle and microwaved popcorn.

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Sharpay: [pacing after callbacks announced] How dare she sign up.
I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room.
Ryan: Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay: [slams hands down on table] Someone's gotta tell her the rules.
Ryan: Exactly.
[long pause]
Ryan: ... And what're the rules?
Sharpay: [rolls eyes and walks off]

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Gabrilla Montez: Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid,
and know nothing about them, then 10
seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends,
because you didn't have to be anyone but yourself?

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Jack Bolton: Where's my team, Darbus?
[notices Troy and Chad in a tree on stage]
Jack Bolton: What the heck are those two doing in a tree?
Ms. Darbus: It's called crime and punishment, Bolton. Beside,
proximity to the arts is cleansing for the soul.
Jack Bolton: Can we have a talk? Please?
Jack Bolton: [to Troy and Chad] And you two, in the gym... now.

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Jack Bolton: [Notices that Chad and Troy are not at practice] Where's Troy and Chad?
[no answer]
Jack Bolton: Don't make me ask again.
Jack Bolton: [yelling] Where's Troy and Chad?
Team: Detention.

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Ms. Darbus: Besides, we haven't got a pianist.
Ryan Evans: That's showbiz.
Troy Bolton: We'll sing without a piano.
Kelsi: Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.
Sharpay Evans: You really don't want to do that.
Kelsi: Oh yes, I really do.
[running to piano]
Kelsi: Ready on stage.

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Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton: Baskets. uh They shoot baskets.

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Martha Cox: Hip hop is my passion. I love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break.
Brainiac #1: Is that even legal?
Brainiacs: Not another peep.
Martha Cox: It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.

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Ms. Darbus: All right Bolton. Cards on the table right now.
Jack Bolton: Huh?
Ms. Darbus: You're tweaked because I put your stars in detention and now your getting even?
Jack Bolton: What're you talking about Darbus?
Ms. Darbus: Your allstar son showed up at my audition.
Now I give every student an even chance which is a
long and honorable tradition in the theater something that you wouldn't understand but if he is planning some
sort of a practical joke in my chapel of the arts...
Jack Bolton: Troy doesn't even sing.
Ms. Darbus: Oh, well you're wrong about that but
I will not allow my 'Twinkle Town Musicale' to be made into farce.
Jack Bolton: Twinkle Town?
Ms. Darbus: See, I knew it. I knew it.
Jack Bolton: [Mrs. Darbus walks away] Sounds like a winner. Good luck on Broadway.

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Ryan: [convinced they are being Punk'd] Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton.
Sharpay: Oh shut up, Ryan.

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Troy Bolton: Sharpay's kinda cute too.
Chad: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.

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Taylor: [speaking Cheerleader] Oh my God. Isn't Troy Bolton just like, the hottie super-bum?

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Gabrilla Montez: You're a cool guy, Troy. But not for the reasons your friends think.

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Chad: What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast that make you wanna audition for a musical?
Troy Bolton: Look, I just did it. Who cares?
Chad: Who cares? How about your most loyal best friend?

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Troy Bolton: Should I go for it? I better shake this. Yikes.

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Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke: Ok, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be often uncomfortable?
Sharpay: Evaporate tall person.

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Troy Bolton: What's up?
Chad: What's up?
Oh let's see, um you miss free period workout yesterday to audtion for some heinous musical
and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah Zeke, Zeke is baking Creme Brulee
Troy Bolton: Oh What's that?
Zeke: Oh, it's a creamy custard like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying
Troy Bolton: Yeah

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Troy Bolton:
So dude you know that school musical thing umm is it true you get extra credit just for
auditioning
Chad: Who cares?
Troy Bolton: You know it's always good to get extra credit, for . . college
Chad: Do you ever think Lebron James or Shaquille O'Neil auditioned for their school musical
Troy Bolton: Maybe?

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Weird Kid #1: Its hard to believe. That I could not see.
Weird Kid #2: Could not see.
Weird Kid #1: That you were right beside me.
Weird Kid #2: Beside me.
Weird Kid #1: Thought I was alone.
Weird Kid #2: Alone.
Weird Kid #1: With no one to hold.
Weird Kid #2: To hold.
Weird Kid #1: That you were right beside me.
Weird Kid #2: Beside me.
Ms. Darbus: Well, that was just... very disturbing. Go see a counselor.

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Gabrilla Montez: Why is everybody staring at you?
Taylor: Not me, you.
Gabrilla Montez: Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me. I really can't.

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Ms. Darbus: [after two kids do a very weird audition for the musical] Well... that was just... very
disturbing. Go see a counselor. ugh.

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Chad: [after "Stick to the Status Quo" is sung] People are starting to do other stuff.
Okay, stuff that's not their stuff.

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Troy Bolton: Dad, detention was my fault. Not hers.
Jack Bolton: You haven't missed a practice in three years. That girl shows up...
Troy Bolton: [interrupts] That girl is named Gabriella. And she's very nice.
Jack Bolton: Well, helping you miss practice doesn't make her very nice.
Not in my book, or your team's.

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Chad: Ok, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?
Taylor: Whatever.
Chad: All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.
Taylor: Yes, Chad. We're a go. But we're not Charlie's Angels, ok?
Chad: I can dream can't I?
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