Rock Me Sexy Jesus Lyrics by The Ralph Sall Experience

[spoken]
He’s totally the man
The man with the plan
He traveled through time
In an awesome custom van
Moralistically,
He taught us to be good
How to set our souls free
And do all the shit we should
Now we do the right deeds
We go to church and such
And we stopped smoking pot
Well at least not as much
And we can’t forget to mention,
The golden rule
Do unto others as you would have them…
Slam bam, spank you ma’am

[singing begins]
Do unto you!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
He lays down science, it really blows my mind
But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time
He’s the son of God and I think that’s cool
But he’s got swimmer’s bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
The Immaculate Conception really makes my day
But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay
"Turn the other cheek" is really showing class
But I really think it’s sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Oooooo, oooooo,
ooooo, ooooooo
Ahhh, Ahhhh,
Jesus, H. Christ!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
His moralistic ways, totally ease us
His zen zing zang is gonna appease us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
His holiest of ways
Ain’t never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long, all night long, all night long