Popular Lyrics by Glee Cast

(Originally by Wicked Cast)

Rachel:
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need

And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be

Kurt and Rachel:
Popular

You're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce (Rachel: Ooh)

Kurt:
I'll show you what shoes to wear

Rachel:
How to fix your hair

Kurt and Rachel:
Everything that really counts to be popular
I'll help you be popular

Rachel:
You'll hang with the right cohorts

Kurt:
You'll be good at sports

Rachel:
Know the slang you've got to know

Kurt and Rachel:
So let's start
Cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Rachel (and Kurt):
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
(Think of it as personality dialysis)
Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser

Kurt:
There's nobody wiser

Rachel:
Not when it comes to

Kurt:
Popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be

Kurt and Rachel:
Instead of dreary who you were

Kurt:
Well are

Kurt and Rachel:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popular (Kurt: lar)

La la, la la
We're gonna make you popular

Rachel:
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features

Kurt:
I remind them on their own behalf

Kurt and Rachel:
To think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?

Rachel:
Don't make me laugh
Haha
They were popular

Kurt:
Please

Kurt and Rachel:
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very, very popular
Like me (Rachel: Hihihi)

Rachel:
Why?
Miss Elphaba
Look at you
You're beautiful

Kurt:
I-I have to go

Rachel:
You're welcome

And though you protest
Your disinterest

Kurt and Rachel:
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity (Rachel: Ah)

La la la la
You'll be popular
Just not quite as popular as me