Pure Inebriation Lyrics

Pawtucket Pat:
Take a drink
And you'll sink
In a state of pure inebriation
You'll be tanked
Like the whole Irish nation!

When you drink enough of my beer
You will find this magic rule
Make your every joke a jewel
You'll drive drunker than Oskana Maiul!

Go on buds
Drink my suds
Till you've reached that pure inebriation
Though the beer may be free
You're just renting it from me